glom

This is a negative term for attaching oneself to a person, a relationship, or even an idea where one does not really belong. It implies sticking like chewing gum or bird poop. Something that nice people don't do to other people unless they are weird, strange or in some way detached from reality.

My brother continues to glom himself onto my

friends because he can't make any on his own.

by zuuqyn (pronounced "zoo-kin") June 8, 2016

glom

verb -
the attachment of one type of atom or molecule onto another

The water molecules glom onto the sodium ion because the electronegative oxygen is attracted to the sodium's positive charge.

by Point7Q August 10, 2010

glom

Getting real up close and personal

"Allison i'll pay you 5 bucks to stop gloming me"

by 2456 March 24, 2010

glom

An italian phrase to refer to eating a lot of food, or one who eats a lot of food.

Me and my pisan Franky Boy Glommed an entire XL pizza pie with spinach and chicken.

by The Face Santino Morelli April 14, 2010

glom

approximately the sound one would make when choking on a man's cock or balls while performing a blow job.

Man: Oh, yeah, that's nice...
Woman: <glom>

by CellBlock October 4, 2004

Glom

an exclamatory word; used to interject at specific times when Shit or Fuck is inappropriate or an exclamatory of half strength is needed.

Glom!, (sigh) I just ran out of gasoline on my way to church...

by Mr Morphisto July 14, 2010

glom

to tackle-hug someone, usually well-intended, but can be violent.

1. Q. "Hey, why is Alex on the floor?"
A. "He just got glommed by a bunch of girls, which knocked him over."
2. Guy (to girl): Hi babe, I just got some of your favorite brand of clothes for you at the store.
Girl: :O *glom* THANKS!!

by Texner April 3, 2009