kloeckner

A very rare form of mammal that was discovered in the mountains of Peru.
Hygiene is definitly optional in this species. Tends to wander aimlessly during daylight hours and night time activity is to scary to even comprehend.

I thought I found sasquatch, but it was just Kloeckner.

by Snacktray March 26, 2003

Glockner

Big booty

"Damn. Look at that glockner."

by MUUHFUKKIN_BUBZ April 20, 2015

Glocker

When some is an absolute God at giving head.

"did you see that girl at the party last week!?, She was a hardcore glocker".

by Bj.novack November 12, 2020

Glockered

Used to describe something that is unusual for one to say, or is "out-of-pocket".

Friend: "You know, why do we respect autistic people?"
You: "Whoa, that was glockered!"

by Jarmedo March 23, 2024

gloschner

A bonafide gooner that glosches their ner. They’re a certified freak, seven days a week, always yankin they shit.

Person 1: What’s up gloschner
Person 2: Cracker what did you just call me

Person 1: Lemme lick your anus

by Glumba Lick April 29, 2024

harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.

"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.

by The Metal King December 7, 2016

Michael Gloekler

The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.

Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.

by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018