Glitterfucking

The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.

Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!

by WhyHeLloglitterfuckers April 26, 2020

Glitterdick

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.

"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."

by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014

glitterfist

The act of using fists of glitter to defend yourself in questionable situations. Common in the fighting community.

Jackie used her glitterfists to get her out of a brawl.

by glitterfist January 12, 2008

Glitterfaced

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.

It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.

by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010

glitteritis

the excessive inflammation of craft-supply herpes, glitter.
primarily an issue among soul-sucking dirtpigs.

i found sparkles ground into my fucking floor boards, the glitteritis has struck again.

by mattovich May 14, 2011

Glitterfuck

Verb - the act of sneaking up behind - or alternately while hugging - someone and dumping massive amounts of glitter on their hair and clothes, leaving them iridescent and thoroughly annoyed.

"Dude, is that glitter on your scalp? Where were you last night, a strip club?"

"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."

OR

While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"

OR

Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!

by ZoftigFaerie January 10, 2012

GlitterFuck

The art of ordering glitter over the internet and sending it via snail mail, to be opened by an unsuspecting ex girlfriend or old boss can also be used against current colleagues and partners. go get glitterfucked.com

Some fucker GlitterFucked me this morning and now i can't get rid of this shit

by Blagology January 15, 2015