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Glib

Just the little Austey-poo
Austin is just the archetype of an absolute glib
by Stinkychonkers February 13, 2023
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Glib

One who does not know anything.

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A derogatory term meaning idiot or moron. Mr. Kasal, adj, noun, anything you wish.
Peter you're glib!
"If you don't shut up ill run you over with the car!"
"Don't be so glib"
You're a glib.
glibby little asshole
by 12skatetaconeato34 March 11, 2008
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Something You Can Hear Garfield saying.
1:Oh, so weโ€™re talking now? 2:Well I I guess so, since words came out of my mouth and you heard them.
2:Thatโ€™s Glib. Stop being Glib.
by HaydenSaysYeet January 31, 2021
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A girl who plays online games, asks guys to drive an hour to deliver her Chipotle, and breaks their Nintendo Wii if her burrito does not have chicken.
Yo that girl Snowies is such a glib.
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If you can imagine Garfield saying it, it's glib.
Guy 1: That's glib! No being glib.
Guy 2: I don't even know what glib means!
Guy 1: Can you imagine Garfield saying it? Then it's glib.
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Being flippant about serious topics
Iam "Jesus Christ. You know I was being glib right? You realize that a large portion of this has been preempting potential accusations or claims about things I've said or done, right? I mean, I outline that by talking about it I've done more to get it off of the internet than the self-proclaimed defenders of women's right. I still take credit for that. You all were supposed to be the smart ones. I don't think I should have to explain this to you of all people."

Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "No. It isn't funny."

Hym "I think it's funny."

Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."

Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Iโ€™m glibbing
by zedkiller112 December 14, 2023
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