Glarp

To be, or in the action, of Glarp. Never trust anyone who says it, or wishes to quote. “Glarp” it is a psychological threat upon the hearer.

Hey did you watch the stream last night? Ya someone named Michael Carter joined and said “Glarp” no idea why

by Carter sma April 10, 2023

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum June 1, 2025

Glarped

Morbid death

Can also refer to being ejaculated inside of

“Oh man, that guy just got glarped”

Meaning that the person got killed

Also

“He glarped in you”

by Alisha2992 December 15, 2020

Glarp

The word glarp means to have sex with another human

me and so and so are thinking about glarping

by James Duff January 17, 2022

Glarp

A combination of the words Gay and LARP, it is when someone who is not gay says gay things or pretends to be gay usually for the purposes of humor.

Person 1: Nice cock bro
Person 2: That’s gay as fuck

Person 1: Nah I’m just glarping

by Brapsmella February 16, 2023

Glarp

A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.

Going to the grocery store for some glarp, i'm on a budget.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023