hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

Garnet

Two lesbian space rocks in a trench coat.

Garnet is a combination of two of the coolest lesbians in the galaxy.

by VolatileLemons August 4, 2018

Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

Glain

Welsh name - Noun - means "precious jewel"

"That Canada-Russia hockey game was a real Glain to watch."

"Steve threw out some serious Glain's in that brainstorming meeting. What a brainiac!"

by Welshygal February 25, 2010

Garn Den

Australian slang for Go on then, used to intimidate, harass or annoy someone

Person one: I'll fucking punch you brah
Person two: Garn den
Teacher: If you throw paper again i'll give you detention
Student: Garn den *throws paper*

by Dirty Shoes February 9, 2015

glancer

A woman initially thought to be attractive at quick glance.

James: dude, did you see that girl in the next aisle over
Greg: yeah. She's a glancer

by CarlCarlson1275 January 8, 2016

hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009