Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

Glaceon

The best pokemon ever. The type is just so cool.

Glaceon is so cool, it can freeze u with a look of it's eye

by The Glaceon Lover February 7, 2017

glazed nuts

when two men are entering a woman in the act of a three-way when the top guy pulls out and cums on the lower man's applebag.

we were tag teaming some girl last night when my buddy pulled out and gave me glazed nuts.

by The Gash Mangler February 12, 2009

Chocolate glazed timbit

When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off

Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night

by Jean meme lord March 29, 2019

glazed eyes

When you eyes don't appear to be focused on anything, but rather staring into oblivion. Can be further emphasized if the person has been staring in the same direction long enough that moisture has built up on the eye, causing a slightly more glassy effect.

I was telling him about the new TPS reports this morning, but I feel like he wasn't even listening to me. He had glazed eyes and he didn't appear to be focused on my interesting dialog on TPS reports.

by Bluepanda January 31, 2008

Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016

glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

by paul z ated January 26, 2014