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Ultimate squid bike. Bought by people who think they'll look cool going down the road and leave 2.5" of chickenstrips on each side of the tires because they're too stupid to know how to lean over in a corner (or they're afraid of scratching up their knees since they're riding in shorts). Claimed to be "the best" by pretentious assholes who have no idea what handling really is. Normally people like this go through 3 or 4 back tires while the front still has about 5000 more miles to go. Ditch that supersquid shit and get something good, like an MV Agusta, Ducati, Aprilia, or Triumph Daytona.
Faggot squids ride Gixxers. They think they got more skills than I do cus they can wheelie in a straight line. But even with the squared off tires that I'm getting rid of for Z6's in a week I can show those fuckers who's boss on my 750 Kat.
GIXXER by KatFoo August 18, 2005
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fastest 4-stroke sportbike available under $15,000
buy a used one for your first bike cause you probably will crash it
If Gixxers suck then why did Bimota (A $35,000 UBER FAST Sportbike) use their motors?

R1s are nice but Suzukis are faster
gixxer by Kevin July 6, 2004
A type of motorcycle that is usually seen with 2 riders, sitting nut to butt.
Q: Lol, did you see those two guys riding nut to butt?

A: No, but I bet they were on a Gixxer.
Gixxer by Accept It as True Life August 19, 2018
n (jixx-er)

The ultimate, one and only, true sportbike.
My gixxer eats yamahas for lunch and kawi's for dinner.
Gixxer by Yamaha Killer October 16, 2003
The absolute sexiest woman with a true eye for fashion. Those cute brown eyes and adorable curly hair. She’s sweet, loyal, and overall the most extraordinary girl I’ve ever met. But just because she’s sweet, doesn’t mean she won’t get a little feisty. Her attitude is so hot like just fucking ride me already. The kinda girl you just want to rip the clothes off of. I love you my sweet girl ❤️

-Steven
Gixxer will tease you until you can’t take any more.
Gixxer by LoverBoySteve September 24, 2025
Any motorcycle in the Suzuki GSXR family. Variants include the GSXR400, GSXR600, GSXR750, GSXR1000 and GSXR1300 (More commonly acknowledged as the "Hayabusa")

Gixers are high perfomance sportsbikes ridden by mentalists world wide!
Ben popped a minger on his Gixer whilst simultaneously laughing insanely and giving the schmuck in the Scooby the bird.
gixer by Ben Turvill November 27, 2006