giveashitter

That metaphysical mechanical device inside most of us that enables us to care enough about a task or circumstance such that we put forth effective effort to accomplish the task or effect the circumstance. The giveashitter is not infinite, but instead is subject to performance drops due to relative emptiness.

"Dude, I just ain't doing this anymore. My giveashitter's plumb run dry."

Or, "Cry somewhere else Bro, my giveashitter done got a hole in it."

by shootmypc November 30, 2009

givashit

The capacity or motivation to perform work.

I usually run out of givashit by 10 am on Monday.

by Harold Balsonia March 24, 2010

don'tgiveashitaboutwhatisay

A person who "doesn't give a shit about what they say" is usually that kid who used be apart of the group, but was seemed a bit weird because he was too shy to make a good impression.
Overtime, they then gain the ability to not give a shit about what they say, and say whatever the fuck they like, and people will find it hilarious, or when it comes to relationships... amusing and flirty.

Jerrald - Socially Awkward.

James - A close friend

James - HEY BRIDGET, COME OVER HERE AND SIT ON MY FACE. Now, you go do it.
James - heh.. maybe later?

*4 months later, "don'tgiveashitaboutwhatisay"

Jerrald - HEY JESS, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND LET ME VIOLATE YOU.
James - :O

by UnicornsFlyingEverywhere March 23, 2013

gilgashit

an epic saga, where rilesworth skipped class every day to take a shit on the toilet. after five episodes, ending in return of the jedi, the journey was completed and he achieved enlightenment.

also an excuse to skip a class or something important.

roswell: hey rilesworth how was the gilgashit?
rilesworth: ah it went fine, no tragedeees.

also:

rilesworth: hey i heard we have to run the mile today in pe. im gonna gilgashit that shit if you know what i mean.
roswell: i know EXACTLY what you mean.

by rilesworth July 25, 2006

givestite

a geisha-like slutfaced whore who is prone to wearing vests with fur and has tranvestite-esque qualities

"Yo the other day I saw a girl that was such a Givestite wanna-be!"
"Oh my god! What was she doing!?"
"Hitting on some random guy and wearing a vest!"

by Vagimin January 4, 2007

Giveashititus

An illness to where you just don’t give a shit

Kid: dad i might have giveashititus

Dad: do u give a shit

Kid: no

by Person with a cast September 9, 2020

Givenashitable

Something that you have a reason to care for

Don’t be so dramatic , gurl, it’s not even givenashitable

by vbprod83 May 21, 2024