Grissomism

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.

Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.

by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004

grissom

that's witty or that's smart. if you're being sarcastic, it could mean something that was just said was really stupid.
taken from watching too much CSI

That was so grissom.
Gil Grissom is so grissom. It's because he's Grissom.

by Sorix July 18, 2007

gisdom

Ghost wisdom. The wisdom passed down from ghosts of past, present and future.

Night Janitor: What's that noise in the girl's locker room?
OH, GOD! How did the Coke machine get moved in front of the stall? Who turned on the fucking showers?!

Blonde girl Poltergeist: It's meee. Tee Heee.. and now you die.

Night Janitor: Lord, save me from her wicked gisdom! Those damn Wiccan kids must've done this.

by Michael Whitney December 11, 2007

grissomize

- to try to impart logic to an otherwise illogical act or situation
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting

(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho

"I've been up all night trying to grissomize this school project."

"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."

by roel dennis r. macatangay December 5, 2007

ginsomnia

The peculiar condition of being unable to sleep, having spent the majority of the past few hours imbibing an unholy amount of gin.

Ginsomnia, man.

by sudanymph July 24, 2011

gissum

a term used when you see your friends and you are just so happy that you feel like you squirted your load everywhere thus the word gissum!!!!

kelsey walks up to tompaul...tompaul says GISSUM!!!!

by Gissum Bob November 21, 2006

Allie Grissom

The nicest girl in the world. She is queen.

"hey how do you feel about Allie Grissom?"
"Shes the best person in the world."

by allieisnotcool April 17, 2019