gissum
a term used when you see your friends and you are just so happy that you feel like you squirted your load everywhere thus the word gissum!!!!
gissum by Gissum Bob November 21, 2006
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Gitsum
1.) Word used when a certain accomplishment or goal is met.
2.) To tell a person to have sex with someone; usually screamed out loud. Using the word this way can also be used as an insult, pertaining to someone who is with another person.
2.) To tell a person to have sex with someone; usually screamed out loud. Using the word this way can also be used as an insult, pertaining to someone who is with another person.
1.) Nice, I passed my global history test!! GITSUM!!!!!
2.) Jim: Hey Thor, look at Marty helping that old lady across the street.
Thor: Hey Marty, GITSUM!!!
Marty: What's WRONG with you?
2.) Jim: Hey Thor, look at Marty helping that old lady across the street.
Thor: Hey Marty, GITSUM!!!
Marty: What's WRONG with you?
Gitsum by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010
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