The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

girliteracy

The ability to interpret the mysterious universal language of the females, which is rare among men.

"I just don't like you anymore, Stan; I've been trying to show that this whole time!"
"What? I thought you were just going through another mood swing..."
"Ugh, men!"
"Chill, Nancy, I'm just not girliterate."

or

"Dude, that girl was totally hitting on you!"
"Really? Man, girliteracy is just not one of my strenghts."

by anamenobodyelsetook November 20, 2011

Girtuity

Girtuity, (Pronounced: GIR-TOO-IT-EEE) means to show obnoxion, annoyingness, and being fairly bad at every thing.

EXAMPLES FOR LIFE :
STOP SHOWING SO MUCH GIRTUITY!!!'
Or;
'YOUR GIRTUITY MAKES US LOOK WEAK!!!'

by Juliets boyfriend from lost April 10, 2025

One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018