girliath

A woman of tall stature, typically 5'10 or above. They are usually confident, powerful, and proud of their height.

The girliath walked in and was the tallest one in the room, but she paid it no mind.

by Nsangbird June 2, 2020

Girl Math

It is when you put an expense in terms that a girl can understand. If it costs $300.00 to get your brakes fixed, that is 4 pairs of shoes and three tubes of lipstick in girl math.

Kenzie: A: OMG! That speeding ticket is going to cost me $200.00!
Amber: That is like 2 pairs of shoes, 1 bottle of nail polish and 2 packages of skittles and a diet coke in girl math.

by ICT-TARA April 1, 2010

Girl math

A form of math that is fake

Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.

by Eushshtb October 29, 2023

Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping

Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Girl Math

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes

I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!

by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023

Girl math

Used to lower body count.

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.

by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024

Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe a way of thinking that once thought about is factually illogical or irrational.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024