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Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
gilfoyle by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014
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Gargoyle Tears 

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.
He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.
Gargoyle Tears by DDiamondT March 7, 2021

Genital Gargoyle 

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window
Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window

Reverse Gargoyle 

The act of a person squatting on the edge of a roof in the form of a gargoyle but instead of facing the an audience they have their back turned defecating off the edge
I was performing a reverse gargoyle as I needed to go and shit, but I needed to go with style
Reverse Gargoyle by ridicululz August 13, 2010

Riding Gargoyle 

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch
Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.

Pussbot Gargoyle 

When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.
David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious

Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that

Gargoyled 

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.