Gordano

Gordano is a bent school, full of druggies who can barely afford a subway. They live in posh portishead and the girls’ pe skirts are so high their flabby fannys hang out.

“Omg look at her pe skirt!”
“Yea, she’s from Gordano.”

by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019

Giordan

A really cool, nice, attractive person.

I wish you were like Giordan!

oooh, look at that Giordan over there!

by supercoolnessmaaaang April 24, 2009

giordan

jordan+gio , pretty goated couple if you ask me

omg! did you see gio and jordan? i wish i was them #giordan4life

by jsossa March 8, 2021

Eva Giordano

Eva is so sweet and can't help but to smile at everything. She may seem ackward at first but once she gets used to you and she'll show her crazy self. She is kind from the inside out. She'll never porpusly say something to hurt someone. If you actually know her, you'll know what I mean. She will do anything for her friends, even if it gets her in trouble. Once you've earned her loyalty, she'll do anything for you.

"Damn! Who's that?"
"That's Eva Giordano. She's cute right?"

by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

Gordano

A bent school for bent children. Everyone who lives in Portishead goes there. Put your child here if you want them to think they are hard.

“lol they think they’re ard”
“yea they’re from Gordano”

by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019

al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Giordano

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

by MetagamePro September 9, 2018