Gi-li-gen Adjective The type of woman you bang and then hope to god she gets shipwrecked on some uncharted desert isle so you and your friends never have to see her again.
Mr.howell hired Gilligan to make his life worth living so he got a bunch of intresting people and Gilligan kept Sabotageing there Escape and/or rescue to keep them all on Mr. Howell own little island for Mr.Howell own pathetic life
Mr.Howell was the millionare he got a proffesor to keep them safe
then Maryanne for dinner
Ginger for eye candy Skipper the true Dufus
His wife didn't have it in him to kill her
Gilligan the Orchestrator
REFERS TO AN OVERSIZED CLITORIS OR HUGE CLIT. RESEMBLES A PENIS BUT SMALLER IN SIZE. IT CAN SOMETIMES BE A FEW INCHES IN LENGTH AS WELL AS DIAMETER. THE NAME GILLIGAN COMES FROM THE SHOW GILLIGAN'S ISLAND WHERE GILLIGAN WAS A CREW MAN ON A SHIP THE S.S. MINNOW AND A REFERENCE FROM THE BOX OFFICE HIT RUSH HOUR 2 WHERE DETECTIVE CARTER REFERS TO A SHIP AS THE S.S. MINNOW JOHNSON. THE BIG CLIT IS SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS A MINI JOHNSON THEREIN LIES THE CONNECTION.
I FINALLYHOOKED UP WITH LISA AND SHE HAS A GILLIGAN...FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT SHE WAS A DUDE!
A form of the time honored "sneak attack" where the subject floats 4 or 5 pieces or toilet paper in toilet, then skillfully drops a shit log on top of the paper. The resulting "turd raft" resembles Gilligan stranded on his island. The work of art is then left for next unsuspecting co-worker or roommate to find.
Preferably performed in an corporate office environment.