Gilded Goat

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Gilda Radner

1946 –1989 One of the greatest comedians of all time, she was a cast member on Saturday Night Live in the 1970s and was a breakout star. Her notable characters include Roseanne Roseannadanna, Baba Wawa, Emily Litella, and Lisa Loopner.

Saturday Night Live was best when Gilda Radner was on.

by qlh27 January 29, 2015

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Gildedguy

a animator that makes absolute masterpieces and is a part of the animation group Hyun’s Dojo

He also is a StickPage member

Guy 1 : you watch Gildedguy?
Guy 2 : oh heck yea he’s animations are awesome

by Atypical Guy December 21, 2019

Gilday

the any day of the week in which mass quantities of alchol is consumed followed by an evening of hard rough sex that makes your partner wake up the next morning and say "damn, the best days are Gildays"

i hope today is a Gilday!

yay Gilday is finally here

yesterday was a Gilday

i could really use a Gilday about now

by Skot BAcon February 9, 2010

Gilda

Often mispronounced Ghi-l-da it is pronounced Gee-l-da. Teachers will often pronounce the name wrong at which the Gilda in question will get calmy correct the teacher. A Gilda usually has good grades.

Ghilda?
I’m here sir, and its Gilda

by M8 which knows stuff April 10, 2018