instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the need or want for sex from someone specific.

If you haven't had sex with your spouse in awhile "It's not about an organism! It's about sexual gratification "

by Urban Doctor August 23, 2016

textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.

"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

gitification

A trend whereby the popular media is transformed by a the promotion of loud, obnoxious, unfunny gits

The gitification of Radio 1 was complete with the arrival of Chris Moyles on the breakfast show

by Spudwinkle August 23, 2006

Grantified

When one becomes in such a haze they have no idea what's goin on.

When my friends were over they were Grantified.

by Sarden!! December 20, 2008