Ghostiano penaldo

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.

Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 May 28, 2018

Ghosting

When someone ignores your text, email, or other message on one platform while they received it and are online and active and on another with the intent of you not knowing it. This applies to anyone not solely someone you were dating. Seeing a read receipt in a text but getting a 'snap' from them the same hour. Getting a Facebook like or IG like after they ignored your text. Seeing them update their status or online on FB messenger without responding. The act of them avoiding you in their most direct form of communication while they are still active on less direct forms.

You liked my post on IG but you won't text me back...? Why you ghosting me?

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

Ghosting-19

When a person gets vaccinated for COVID-19 then cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they’re dating, with zero warning or notice beforehand. You’ll mostly see them stepping outside then turning back inside, sitting in parked running cars, and sobbing in the grocery aisle shouting there’s just too many people.

I haven’t seen Tom since he got his second Moderna shot. I think he’s ghosting-19 me.

by badmedicinedc April 10, 2021

Ghostin'

when you are ghostin' you're in such a good mood that nothing can touch you or bother you, just like a ghost.

today was amazing i'm ghostin' up in this shit

by Detognaphone December 22, 2010

ghosting

1.) The act of disappering on your friends without notice.
2.) Cancelling plans with little or no notice.

Guy #1: Hey, have you heard from Frank?
Guy #2: No, I think he is ghosting on us!

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006