gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

Gerkin

Another term for black person because of the similarity of a dark little pickle.

"Hey gerkin!! Get the hell away from my bike..."

by pete finlay April 15, 2003

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003