Geriaphobia

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.

Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.

by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006

gerkakenaken

St.Olafian word for the exact moment dog feces turns white (if there is such a moment)

lefty:you're retarded.
pancho:well, at least I'm not gerkakenaken

by elfeemcgee April 4, 2011

Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

gerrika

A girl that doesn't care what others think about her. Always loves others, and has tons of friends. Is very pretty, even though she doesn't know it.

Guy #1: Look at her she is H-O-T-T Hot!
Guy #2: I know and by the way HER name is Gerrika. And she's all mine.

by Nobody is my name October 22, 2013

Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.

What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?

by gator13 December 19, 2010

geriatric X

A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).

My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.

by brbbri December 14, 2008

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008