Richard Gere

Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.

Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.

by Miniskwinkie December 28, 2005

Richard Gere

When Hollywood wants to make yet another chick flick and doesn't want to pay for talent (why would you in a chick flick) Gere's name comes right up.

Director Hoib Goldbaum: "Say, lets make a movie with a mindless plot with shameless exploitation of every human emotion, depicting a lapdog husband under the control of a beautiful middle aged soccer mom who dresses well and has suspicously young children with fake southern accents."

Producer Sol Horowitz: "So you don't think Gere's already working?"

Goldbaum: "Working? Yeah, he's working with a gerbil!"

by Hoze December 25, 2004

Courtright gere box

When one guy puts a Gerbil in another guys anus then proceeds to screw him in the anus

last night richard and I shared a special courtright gere box session

by jjfree17 April 11, 2012

richard gere

To do something off at the last minute with little preparation. To pull something out of ones butt. Akin to "pulling a rabbit out of a hat".

Due to all of the deadlines, I had to Richard Gere that presentation.

by primenerd September 26, 2006

Richard Gere'd

When a man saves a woman from her miserable life (due to having no money, a kid, being a whore, or all of the above) by taking her in and making her a normal person in return for sex (ie What Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman).

If that broke bitch wasn't Richard Gere'd by Jamal, she would still be out on the streets.

by sundaynightrevival August 30, 2010

Richard Gere

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster

Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere

by StayStoked November 30, 2010

Super-Gere

The placing of anything larger than a gerbil in ones anus for sexual pleasure. Examples of animals include: rabbits, cats or Labrador Retrievers (for the truly bold).

Roomy 1:Have you seen fluffy?
Roomy 2: Nah, I think Chad Super-Gere'd her.

by PappaK November 5, 2009