Geeze

A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.

Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

geeze

Geeze is often used by someone who has just been insulted or teased. More often than not it is used after being teased.

"I was with your mom last night."

"Geeze... well you suck."

by fatwinks February 5, 2005

Geeze

Verb: To fart. May be related to the term “geezer.”

Note the hard G sound. Not to be confused with the interjection “jeez!”

It reeks in here! Who geezed one?

by Stokastic December 26, 2019

Geeze

“Geeze” - Shorthand for “Geezer”.

Often used when referring to an individual.

Geeze is often used as a substitute for “lad” or “bloke”. It is frequently used as part of the list of common identifiers used to refer to someone as such.

Contrasting to “Geezer” which is used to describe a “type” of person.

(Geeze being the Noun to Geezer as the Adjective)

“Do you remember that tall Geeze the other night?, I think his name was X”

“That one lad outside? Yeah he was sound!”

“Aye he was a proper Geezer weren’t he? Top bloke!”

“Hopefully won’t see that *other* Geeze anytime soon though.”

by RandomGeeze May 10, 2022

geeze doumani

Geeze doumani is used as an exclaimation during the occurance of an absurd event.

*a dog does a cartwheel and disappears into the sky*
Adrian: Geeze doumani!

by LeTired March 18, 2008

geeze louize

Something said when in disbelief, shock or disgust. Also uttered when annoyed with a girl named "Louize".

1) You ate that entire hamburger? It was the size of East Asia!!! Geeze louize!

2) Geeze Louize, why do you have to be such a skank?

by Blaizin' July 3, 2008

Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.

Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!

by petechez1 April 20, 2018