gazumble

the act of being gazumbled: being in absolute shock and awe of your gay friends gay friends "rotund" and "large circular" breasts.

"I saw her tits, I was absolutely gazumbled!"
"they made me gazumble!"
"im gazumbling over her tits."

by ratsratsrats May 25, 2022

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

gambled and lost

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."

Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.

by Jaker July 16, 2008

grimbledimp

the grimbliest of dimps

bro is such a silly little grimbledimp

by grabbledabble October 21, 2022

gimbled

When a person has a hold on your balls and can make you turn any which way they choose by fumbling your nuts

She gimbled me when I was trying to leave

by John Borden June 3, 2017

gazubled

Husband's grading for drunkness

Are you drunk or just tipsy? I'm gazubled

by Syd84 October 17, 2017

grimbledick

A penis that as it extends in length while also increasing in girth, forming a reverse conical phallic member.

"Do you think my girlfriend will care that I have a grimbledick?" - Man who no longer has a girlfriend

by SugarTitsJones November 8, 2017