gaypex

The measured space between the crotches of two straight men when they hug.

Bob and John, depart after spending the evening at the pub pouring out their troubled souls to one another.

John: (overcome with emotion, hugs Bob) "Was a good night Bob, thanks I needed that (burp)."
Bob: (briskly stepping back creating an A-frame-like man-structure) "No problem but watch the gaypex mate, watch the gaypex!!"

by 'Mash March 13, 2007

german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

by quiefer April 12, 2008

Gayked

When gay guys get drunk and naked. May lead to sex. May just lead to being passed out and naked. Some sober variations may apply.

Jon Doe: Dude, Tom and I totally got wasted last night.
Jon Smith: Woah, did you get gayked or what?

by JonJonRayRay August 10, 2010

gaped

To have your asshole or vagina gaped open by a giant cock or cock shaped device. To have it suspended open when something is pulled out, to gape or be gaping.

Bob took his huge girthing cock and gaped her ass. You could see through time!

by Anal Spray June 22, 2008

gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire

Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.

by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

Gapped Up

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.

Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

gyped

Past tense derogative term of Gyp. To steal, rip off, sham, or scam someone.

Yo man that cunt face just gyped me of my radio

by EwigStolz October 25, 2006