gawth

A way of spelling goth often used to make fun of those who beleive that they are one. Used by people making fun of people who think they are goth.

Used to call one's self goth in a sarcastic manner in order to make fun of poseur goths.

Person making fun of gawth: look at me i am teh gawth i photoshopped a picture of myself in black eyeliner WOE IS ME MY LIF IS SO ANGST FILLED.

by Zi October 3, 2004

You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

by kuttino1 December 16, 2021

gawth

A teeny bopper goth;

One who wears black and buys into stereotypical teenage gothic subculture ;

media goth ;

poseur

hot topic, goth poseur

"omigawd liek im sooo gawth i cut myself"

by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

Gawthorne

The Alfa male of the group, which usually consists of having a massive pulsating slong. He may be known to his peers as the (Tripod) or the man with the fucking huge horse cock!. He has many eroctic stories & fetishes, that he shares intimately with his friends in a manor were he strokes your leg gently while whispering it into your ear. He is known as the (ultimate cougar hunter), equipped with the ultimate essentials: Enormous penis (veiny as the milfs love to run there tongues down his knob), tight Bronze Abdominals & also a petruding veiny monster beneath his pants, & finally firm buns straight from the oven for her to effectively give him the perfect Rim Job while there still warm. His Milf catching technique is quite peculiar as he the captures milfs with an elongated cum shot lasso. Which efficiently holds the unsuspected milf around her arse & clitoris, this also loosen's her up as the jizz seep through her thong & gradually lubricates her already wet pussy. She is probaly already wet because the sight of him would make the milf run round the corner just to strum her clitar and fundamentally ejaculate her female juices all over herself while lactating into her own mouth. The Gawthorne may also be known as an abercrombie model as he is often mistaken for the likes of brad pitt in the movie Troy! His signature trait is leaving huge dumps in people pools but unfortunately will always been caught on tape! ohh and he is a compulsive Masturbator!

Dude did you do a Gawthorne last night! cause my cousin is security guard and he showed me a tape off this guy who looked like you, a sort of Brad pitt abercrombie model with long hair, leaving a mother fuking huge sloppy nutty fucking dump in the pool then lassoing this milf with a fuking sticky cum shot then fucking the Milf while leaving a cum shot cream pie in her ass! then she farted and it sprayed all over his face! and your the type of douche who would do something like that.

by Gawthorne1089 September 9, 2010

gawthling

A dimunative version of gawth, used to poke fun at especially young or immature poseur goths.

Marylin Manson makes gawthlings think they're so hardcore.

by Misha July 8, 2005

Gawty

An alt person of any gender that is incredibly attractive

A portmanteau of "goth" and "shawty"

I met a certified gawty with split dyed hair at the punk show last night. We were two stepping two stepping in the pit and they decked me in the face.

by Unit2465 October 21, 2022

Gawthroped

Completely and utterly fucked up , broken or incoherently stupid .

Mate that’s completely gawthroped
You really gawthroped that didn’t you !

by Llama farmer December 3, 2019