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gestimate

to guess about a situation
The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times
by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007
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Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.
"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."
by madcopy April 7, 2015
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Gastimating

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is
Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...
by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010
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Gaystimate

"How gay do you think that guy is?"

"Pretty gay, by my gaystimate"
by yricardo January 27, 2010
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guestamate

a guess and an estimate
"Give me a guestamate of when youll be back!"
by buggyboo May 5, 2008
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GPStimate

The approximate amount of travel time calculated by a navigation program.
The Google Maps gives a GPStimate of 45 minutes by train and 32 minutes driving.
by DKBounce December 13, 2016
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