gaseous asseous

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

by Jr142011 October 20, 2008

gaseous anus

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

by Avoura December 3, 2005

gaseous arsus

Same as gaseous anus, where you cannot stop farting out gas from your bottom

Oops, that curry has given me a gaseous arsus

by Avoura December 28, 2005

gaseous clay

a person who is farting alot.

(farting sound) Damn, You can call me gaseous clay

by DMo June 23, 2003

Gaseous gnascious

Used interchangeably to refer to both the vagina and the anus. Believed to refer to the looseness of a high-traffic vagina/anus.

"Am I gonna get to put my howard Dean in your gaseous gnascious or what, bitch?"

by Pepe von Valderheimer December 10, 2006

Gaseous Inhalement

To suck ones fart through a straw. Commonly takes place at drunken orgies during foreplay, but occasionly has been known to happen at family parties. Sometimes a residue is left in the straw and vomiting is imminent. Further inhalment ensues in practically eating excrement.

Guy 1 - Hey... what the fuck areyou doing? get that straw out of my ass!

Guy 2 - Chill Grandad, i was just partaking in an act of Gaseous Inhalement.

by Questosterone March 21, 2011

Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020