Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Garrison White

As close to perfect as you can get. perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, everything. One who is insanely smart, and can pull off a v-neck sweater. also a state champion of some sort.

"did you see that guy?? he was a total Garrison White."

by bahamamammmaa November 9, 2011

The Garrison

slang for West Kingston, Jamaica

Mi come from The Garrison, dun know.

by L0Y January 5, 2010

Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009