Garton

A term used to express a person or action which is extremely impressive or goodlooking. Commonly used within the areas of the West Midlands.

"I saw this car on my way home, i swear it was nearly as cool as garton"

by Mcluven October 3, 2008

Ganto

Extremely large. Refers to an object too large to be classified by other seize-describing terms. The ultimate of said terms, unused in typical every day English language because of it's absolute, pure, and untold power.

Mason: Did you see that fugly cunt just walk by?
Alex: Yeah! Damn, that bitch was Ganto!
Mason:Holy shit, that word is awesome!
Alex: I know right! Too bad the editors at Urban Dictionary won't approve it. :'(

by fuckingyourselfslowly July 21, 2009

Gantoe

A penis shaped like a toe that smells like feet

I was about to give head but then i realized he had a gantoe

by nickbecker95 July 11, 2009

gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

grantolomogonous

Grantolomogonous: Gigantically amazing; spectacular; big and great

Those fireworks were so grantolomogonous!

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021

Fux garnon

Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".

Also a form of greeting in informal settings.

1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!

2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?

by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016

Gantos

(Scottish) Poor/Terrible/Crap/Shit/Shite

Did you see that movie "Bring it On 2"? It's pure gantos!

by Shaunybaby September 14, 2009