from the welsh meaning noble and honourable. A very common name within Wales often shortened to Gaz or gar. Also the best hubbie in the whole wide world.
by babyd0ll February 02, 2010
Gareth refers to a person with a large penis. Someone who knows how to satisfy a woman both in the bed and in life.
"Hey Debs, how was that date last night?"
"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"
"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"
"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"
"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"
by Debs.0 February 03, 2010
1. Did you see that band last night? Their bassist was a Gareth!
2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!
2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!
by secretively February 25, 2010
Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips
by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021
Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break
by Jay-Lo October 17, 2006
by Rowlet the god April 08, 2021
A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.
A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.
As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.
A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.
As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.
"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth."
Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?
Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?
by Minty Mouth November 17, 2008