Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.
"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011
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The M-1 Garand was the main battle rifle of U.S. infantry during World War II and Korea, and, in limited numbers, Vietnam. It was chambered for .30-06 Springfield ammo. One common misconception is that the Garand could not be reloaded until the en-bloc clip was completely emptied. Partially-expended or full clips could be ejected by simply depressing the magazine catch.
The Garand later served as the basis for the M14 rifle, which is still in limited service to this day.
The Garand later served as the basis for the M14 rifle, which is still in limited service to this day.
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The most beautiful girl in the universe.
She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.
She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.
She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.
She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!
She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
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2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.
2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.
by WEKNOWYOUBEATITGERALD March 30, 2011
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