Gannet

Someone who hangs around when they are usually unwanted and is only interested in what they can get out of people. They are generally annoying and often ruin what would otherwise be perfectly nice days out.

“Ugh, now I have to share my chips with her because she swooped in just as I bought them, she’s such a gannet."

by mummazumbe August 21, 2014

gonnets

1) Large bits of shit clumped on the pubes of the anus
2) Large clumps of food stuck in the mouth

1) great.... gonnets
2) the reason i cant look at you is because you've got really foul gonnets

great........ gonnets

by adam rawlinson October 9, 2006

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.

My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010

Gannet

An indiscriminate eater. Implies that the eater is a glutton and would eat or consume anything placed in front of them.

"That gannet will eat sushi from the garbage bin behind a gas station..."

by Zed Numar August 29, 2021

Gannett

Gannett does not exist. They are not real. If you think you’ve met someone with that name, they lied. They aren’t real. You’ve been bested by a superior creature who is otherworldly. Their intelligence is unmatched. Forget you’ve met that person; it’s for your own safety. Be careful around this so called “Gannett”

Thing: “Hi! I’m Gannett”
What you should do: “Liar!”

by Granite The Rapper July 9, 2022

Gannet

Sticking your dick so far down someone's throat they throw up all over you genitals

"Hey babe can I give you a gannet tonight"

by Seedy Brid February 27, 2017

gannesh

a hindu god... but also a very stupid person

oi! gannesh get your arse over here

by quenam March 19, 2003