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Gandolf

1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.

(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)

2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"

2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
by paporsha February 27, 2009
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The Gandolf

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.
The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.
by Grant and Mitchell nasty August 3, 2007
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Gandolf Golf

Golf involving two or more people who are but are not limited to Men with Swords, Wizards, And Hobbits
Yo furry feet, wanna play some Gandolf Golf
by Dik Dik Van Dik June 3, 2004
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gandalfed

The process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with sexual connotations
My boyfriend Gandalfed me so hard last night.
by Chimbles2 January 3, 2008
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gandalfed it

You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.

You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.
That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.

Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.
by Gurusmurf August 22, 2017
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gandalfed

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.
by lil pharaoh March 26, 2019
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Gandledorfs

The bestest of friends, no matter the color, race, or religion they are
What do you call a monkey, a cockcasion, and a nazi?? gandledorfs.”
by KlayboiJaHarty September 19, 2023
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