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Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)
Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.
by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009
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thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot
I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie
by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008
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Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation
I saw Sam glumping for hours today
by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016
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Grumpkin

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio
man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!
by dirty sanchez June 14, 2003
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galumptious

"That food was galumptious" said Joey
by Ivy Meadows November 21, 2013
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gumpkin

The act of receiving a gummer (no tooth blow job) while defecating.
"yo, you're grandma's a pro at giving out gumpkins!"
by someguy3692006 August 2, 2006
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Galumptious

When you've been starving for a few days & finally have a meal, it's described as "Galumptious"... Others uses - A meal that Joey Essex has supplied for you or a friend.
Joey Essex " ah man, that meal was well Galumptious"

Kian Egan " Yo Jo, thanks for the Galumptious meal"
by Yawaaan November 21, 2013
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