Jalapenis

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.

Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals

by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015

Jalapenis

Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.

To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.

by salandemily123 September 26, 2011

gigapenis

A penis that's so huge no one can miss it.

"Do you see Lewis over there?"
"Uh, duh, ofcourse, can't miss him and his gigapenis."

by Mudabune July 7, 2018

jalapenis

The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and

Mandem was making tacos last Friday.

Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.

Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.

by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020

Galapeno

A guy that has a lot of style with girls and fashion.

He’s a galapeno

by Tesha October 28, 2019

Jalapenis

When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze

When my girl and I talked about spicing up our sex life I was not thinking about a jalapenis!

by craftypineapple January 23, 2013

Jalapenis

A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.

"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"

by Lady123456 January 20, 2009