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galoot

also galute

1)n. a big, dumb, rather oafish man
2)n. description that combines the worst aspects of being lazy and fat
3)n. a combination of 1) and 2)

The word galoot is rarely used completely seriously. Instead, it is usually used as playful exaggeration or in self-deprecation. On those rare occasions when it is more directly applied (to others) its light nature gives it the form of mild reproach.
1) You're just a dumb galoot, but I love you anyway.
2) I haven't gotten off my ass all day! I'm such a galoot!
3) You'd have a hard time finding a job, even if you weren't having such a hard time getting out of bed, you big galoot! Don't you know potato chips cost money?
by Jamos February 22, 2005
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The Flying Gahooch

a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.
Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?

*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry
by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 1, 2019
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gayhoot

another word for homosexual. describing the over the top flamboyance of a man oozing with the desire to gobble on a knob.
Did you see Vinny? He was all over Johnny last night, I just know Vinny took John home and sucked his dick dry. What a gayhoot!!
by voodooboogaloo May 19, 2008
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gagoots

Italian American slang for someone who is dense, dumb, or slow.
"Hey, look, there is Lady Gagoots!"
by badamybing January 7, 2013
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Gabooty

Damn my girl has a gabooty....
by kladeh May 7, 2011
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gahoogle

1: To utilize a search engine to find infomation on the Internet.
2: The placement of information on the Internet/World Wide Web in a format that can easily be indexed by a search engine.
3: To index or catalog the information on the Internet.
- gahoogled
- gahoogling
- gahooglable adjective
I gahoogle every topic I'm interested in.

Once you gahoogle your website you will begin to get more visitors.

As a programmer I love to create software to gahoogle in new ways.
by Raideil September 5, 2005
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galoot

Big, dumb individual. An oaf.
"Get the hell outta my saloon, ya redneck galoot!"
by Jenesis September 17, 2004
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