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gaffy

A term used in online voice calls if someones microphone is acting weird / sounding robotic or lagging out.
Yo, you sound gaffy rn, I can't understand a word you're saying
by punkerhz April 26, 2024
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Joshua Gaffy

Absolute shit at Destiny, he is tarded at Dark Souls. Though he is pretty hot and has a pretty big package!!
That faggot over there is a Joshua Gaffy
by NotGummyBear August 29, 2017
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Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013
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Gaff-like

Originated early 2011 after people first got wind of the amazing fetes of Andrew Gaff a young draftee to the West Coast Eagles Football Club.
The word Gaff-Like can take many forms:
n. Gaff: 1. naming someone or something that is awesome, cool, unbelievable

2. Extreme or of high degree *some one sees a black guys penis* “that is a gaff”
Adj. Gaff-like: 1. describing something of extreme excellence, something of extreme swagger, or something Gaff would do
G:"Did you see that goal i kicked"

S:"yep, it was so gaff-like"
Or
S: "how'd your test go"

G: "gaff-like"

S: "nice"

Gaff-like can be used in many a situation but is predominantly used by the supporters of AFL (Australian Football League) toward something of excellence.

i.e. supporter 1: “Did you see the that kid rack up 50 possessions last week?”
supporter 2: “It was bloody gaff-like”

Amongst the cultured community:

Student essay: “By applying an analytical reading to novel Frankenstein the meanings we develop become gaff-like in nature”
by Footy with Swagger October 25, 2011
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Olivia Gaffney

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"
by ilovewill101 May 28, 2018
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Gaffel

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
by haldeener June 27, 2010
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Raid the fookin gaff

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.
Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''
by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023
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