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Gabed

to swiftly remove one's pants and underwear for their personal embarrassment without their approval.
Dillon was embarrassed when he was gabed by Toby infront of his aunt.
by semester5000 August 17, 2018
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gabed

the word used when you want to hang out with someone alone but they ask to bring someone else or totally ditch you. in other words they don’t want to be alone with just you.
Miranda: “Hey do you wanna hang out later?”
Gabe: “Who else is going to be there”

Miranda: “No one”
Gabe: “Sorry i’m busy
Miranda just got gabed
by ilovedogs07 February 9, 2019
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Gabed

(verb) When the name Gabe is used repeatedly for a quiplash answer.
“we just got Gabed!”

gabe: “who keeps gabing me?!”
by avacodo man August 13, 2020
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Gabed

The act of inserting your cock into a water bottle and pissing into it.
Person 1: “Would you like a drink of this water”
Person 2: “No it’s been Gabed”
by HennerzsNordzs November 23, 2021
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gaben

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
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gabenism

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016
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Gabe the Dog

A well known meme, who died on January 19th, 2017.
Gabe the Dog borked until 1/19/2017
by fenwantsthenamefen January 21, 2017
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