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gargism

A fairly contemporary religion that preaches the importance of friends, family, money, education, filial piety and morning nutrition. Although once considered a fad cult hoax, it was able to rise from its obscurity and is now one of the top 58 fastest growing religions in the greater midwest region of the United States. Has a large base in inner mongolia as well.

Humble beginnings were set in the Normanton Park complex in Singapore. Its prophet and vice president of applicatory proceedings, Varun Garg was trying to say something funny to impress some girls and made up this religion and in haste, on a half-ripped serviette, wrote out the first three tenents of this soul-searching religion. This serviette was last seen on ebay. The contents of the serviette has been a large source of debate but concensus is that it did stress the importance of making your first million before the age of 92, ensuring taking a nutritiously rich breakfast every morning, and helping those in need.
Yo, that gargism is so da wack?!
by Varun Garg July 31, 2006
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gargillagormous

something extremely huge, immensely large, or super duper ultra mega giga big
"bro, that orange is gargillagormous"
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Gargi

A girl who is dedicated to her work. Passionated , Dedicated . Is super gorgeous pretty, Super cute and lovely. Currently She has fallen for a guy , who is best for her. The Realtionship they both have is the most beautiful relationship, they may fight , may get angry, may get disappointed at times too. But they are best for each other. For Gargi to be as wonderfull as she is , she is needed to love her partener over all the limits..
1st Person: See Gargi She looks happy nowadays, something seems to be changed for her.
2nd Person: Ohh You're right , I've heard rumours about her having a bestfriend too..
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garaging

the act of plundering beer, vodka, any alcohol possible from a random open garage. most often accomplished at night.
"dude, we need some beer."
"no worries, we'll just go garaging."
by Siane April 18, 2008
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gargiulo

to cook and feed friend(s) delicious pizza, get them drunk, and invite them to tag team some drunk skank. italian hospitality at it's best.
Im more likely to gargiulo in Mexico than in Newfoundland.
by frostymage May 29, 2011
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Gnarging

The act of searching, usually via the internet, for gnargoyles to send you n00ds which you subsequently send to isanyoneup.com for the would world to laugh at.
Check out this girl I met last night while gnarging on POF!
by Big Irish Dick October 10, 2011
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Garagian

One who lives in the garage attached to one's house. A typical Garagian will include a mini-refridgerator, a sink, kitchen cabinets, a porch swing, a kid-sized table, and a wide-screened TV in their garage living space.
Roger, the neighborhood Garagian, likes to watch ESPN in his garage.
by knightWriter May 4, 2006
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