Gaandu

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That dude is a gaandu

by lallulalpump November 2, 2018

Gaandu

A person who searches his name on urban dictionary and posts a screenshot of it on his Instagram story

Look at all these people posting stories on my gram. What gaandus!

by iamnotagaandu November 30, 2018

Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.

“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”

by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019

gandussy

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.

"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"

by GandussyConnoisseur May 22, 2022

Ganduleshwar

An idiotic person who is highly certified in not make any sense.

Masculine- Ganduleshwar
Feminine- Ganduleshwari

Ganduleshwaraat- An idiotic person who is highly certified in not making any sense specifically at night.

He doesn't understand anything at night. He is a Ganduleshwarat.

Boyfriend: Ganduleshwari, you won't be pregnant if I use a condom.
Girlfriend: That's not true. I will be pregnant even after that

by Crazyenzy May 30, 2019

Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving

Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.

by Discokhujli June 23, 2008

gandu

Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu has no connection with homosexuality. A gandu is not a homosexual man, no more than an arsehole is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.

"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"

by Samir J. Banerjee July 17, 2004