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grandissimus

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.
"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick
by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016
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Grandipirkka

It’s an amazing brand and as soon as you drink the juice you’ll feel more energetic. Marika hates it so much but that her opinion. Anyways otherwise everyone really loves and they’ll all recommend it to you👋🥭
Hey you see that’s a grandipirkka omg you’re mom broke her hand, givva her grandi. C’mon she’s gonna break her toes soon!!! Be careful out there?
by Gatchipirkkaaaaamurumaa January 18, 2021
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Kotso Glandi is the first black president of the Teilhaultschule II. He is also the king of Africa. The people in his land call him Captain Africa. Some of you may know Captain America and his shield. Kotso Glandi or Captain Africa has a blue stick. He uses it to fight against white people or train lions. He also hasnt drunk any water for about 15 years.
Omg, Kotso Glandi is mauros
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Ghandi Speed

slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace
Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!
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Grandia

One of the most epic RPG's in existence. Originally rivaling Panzer Dragoon Saga as the best Saturn RPG, it was eventually ported for an American and European release on the PSX. Over 60 hours of pure kickass awesomeness, one of the most original, involving battle systems ever, a purely AWESOME leveling system and some great character designs along with a great storyline that evolves as it progresses makes for a solid experience.

The voice acting can suck from time to time, mind you.
Grandia: You'll never look at another RPG the same way again.
by Drakodan May 29, 2008
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grandie

My mom told me that grandie was a badass. They fought for trans rights back in their day!
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ghandicus

The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.

When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.
After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.
by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020
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