fakin

1.someone who's taking long to do or say something
2.someone who's scared to keep it real

ur gurl talkin all dis mess 'bout she gon' do this she gon' do that but when the time come she don't do nuthin and u turn and say to her "U b fakin liiike!"

by 4prina4 May 15, 2005

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021

Fckinsey

A management consulting company whose consultants due to the nature of their work under staggering pressure and the tremendous amount of client cock blocking results in symptoms that make them look like utterly drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They may be puking everywhere and/or behaving abnormally and have a dangerously low sperm count, highly influenced by however their clients treat them.

1) My client fucked me from behind because he was not satisfied with Fckinsey policies.

by Kito De Boir January 17, 2008

Ms Fokin

Ms Fokin- a stupid cunt that always yells at us because she's an asshole.

Ms Fokin the cunt yelled at us today for nothing

by His Wicklow w June 11, 2016

Big Fakin

The act of acting brand new to a situation or acting as to be not a part of something taking place. Usually used when you act surprised about something you are involved in and try to claim innocent of the situation. Many Texans use this term in order to call out friends that are acting as if they are not involved in the situations at hand.

Carl: "Hey did you try to holla at that chick the other day?"
Mike: "Naw bro, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Carl: "Man get outta here with that Big Fakin."

Lamar:" Man i know that girl heard me call her name, but she looked at me like she didn't know me. She need to get outta here with that Big Fakin"

by Brown Album December 8, 2009

faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017