FWM

Abbreviation for Fuck, or Fucking, With Me


See also: FWY or FWU

You can't come over because your car's out of gas?
Are you FWM? (fucking with me)

by Slowpoke330 October 16, 2008

FWM

Disbelief, thinking or knowing someone is lying to you. You better not be lying.

I'll buy your 1970's Pinto for five thousand dollars. You FWM (fuckin wit me).

by Baby Vamp February 19, 2011

FWM

Friend(s) With Money/Mugga/Mula

I only go to the mall with my FWM's

by Mugga Man July 27, 2009

FWM

Stands for "Fuck Why Me".(fuckwhyme.com) It is also a site where people share funny embarrassing stories ending with FWM.

My gf and I were kissing and things started to get hot so I put my hand down her pants and started fingering her. A few seconds later she starts screaming... I just finished eating buffalo wings, and forgot to wash my hands. FWM

by blahhh88 May 6, 2009

FWM

fight with mother

when you've just had a major row with your mother over spending too much time not paying attention to her.

mother: "what are you doing in your room all day? can't you do any house work"
daughter: "sorry mother. just a little busy."
mother: "Shout shout shout"

big arguement- FWM

mother: "get ready - going out for dinner NOW!"

will be back soon <3

by housechores.dinner.119 June 17, 2010

FWM

Future Wifey Material

Guy 1: Ashley made me breakfast then gave me head

Guy 2: she's definitely FWM

by Thickthighsquad April 14, 2016

fwm playlist

a fwm playlist is a playlist you play when you have people in the car. you gotta play songs or artists that are known/likable so they continue to fwu or be friends with you

drey pickin up his friends

*right before they get in*
“i gotta put on my fwm playlist rq*
*playlist has durk, drake, rod wave, boogie, tjay, etc.*

by thatnigga1.77245 May 10, 2022