fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.

This place is a total fustercluck.

by monsieur dude October 2, 2008

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

flutebro

Male friends who play the flute, usually straight, but don't have to be.

Max: ayyy i love you my flutebro
Rick: love you right back flutebro

Wendy: so are you and Sam dating in the flute section?
Nick: nahh Sam's my flutebro

by fluteplaya101 September 29, 2020

Blow it like a flute

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob

Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

by Blowitlikkaflute July 31, 2020

Douche Flute

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010