Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.

Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.

by The Rockit April 27, 2010

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

by larstait October 27, 2003

fitting in

Also known as being a trendwhore.

kid: hay i want to fit in

Me: Go fuck yourself.

by Blahb April 22, 2005

futzing around

wasting time with tomfoolery and shinanigans, especially while at work.

Manager: Quit futzing around, for the love of GOD!!!
(While watching two idiots fling food at eachother and do anything but work while at work)

by kiki11 July 7, 2006

fettinger

any individual on the spectrum

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger

by Eberhardt June 17, 2018

Fattingham

a morbidly obese female that refuses to acknoweldge her weight issue.

"dude, she''s such a fattingham, tell her to cover that stuff up!"

by Oh_the_irony December 10, 2009

Fusting

Fisting is the act of inserting ones fist into another persons asshole for sexual pleasure. Fusting is quite similar, however there are a few extra steps. First, one must use two-three fingers when making initial contact with the anal cavity, next comes the "toy" (dildo) and yep you guessed it, it is inserted into the anal cavity. These first two steps are done prior to the insertion of the fist. The idea is, the first two steps will open the cavity widely enough to shove a fist up ones asshole.

Him: How many fingers will you use? Her: Hmm, your asshole is already pretty loose from last night, I'll just use two. Him: Oh ya don't forget to bring the pink toy so we can spread it even more and hopefully you can start Fusting me. Her: Of course, you know it! ;) Him: HeHe bet

by Br0ken Wiind0wz November 9, 2020