dude furnace

When many dudes are crowded in a very uncomfortable space becoming very hot and stuffy.

Man 1: It was cramped in that locker room dude

Man 2: yeah, quite a dude furnace

by varthan October 24, 2007

Funnabe

Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"

This dude at school is so annoying with his funnabe comments every class.

Hey man, yesterday I went to the movies with this funnabe girl that kept telling me awkward jokes.

by PsychoFragg September 16, 2010

dusty furnace

Sexual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your ass crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to orgasmic climax.

Girl- "Hey Jill. Your face looks pale, are you Ok?"

Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"

by JB 058 December 17, 2013

Took from the Furnace

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.

While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.

by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019

Funnabe

A mix of a wannabe and a try-hard with the need to be fun or charming.

As a male, he was once known as the class-clown. Or the guy always spouting lame one-liners. The guy who tells what he thinks are great stories, but are just tedious and probably half made up. The guy who's always talking about sex or anything gross, and laughing about it like a 7th grader.

More common is the female funnabe. She's a poor imitation of a Valley Girl, or rather a hyped-up Valley Girl. Very much an American type. The term "relentlessly upbeat" comes to mind. No matter how old she is, she tries to be super charming and fun, in an absurdly young-girly way. All her antics and phrases are lifted directly from her role-models, i.e. reality show queens. She's never had an interesting idea, and can only speak in cliches. "Ewwwww".

Everything is exaggerated...her gestures, facial expressions and talk, in a desperate attempt to show she's exciting.

Brittney: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS PLACE MAKES THE BEST CUPCAKES, LIKE...ON THE PLANET. NO, LIKE...THE UNIVERSE! DO THEY MAKE CUPCAKES ON MARS??? GOD I HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. OHHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD, THESE ARE SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD.

Kim: "Quit being a funnabee. We get it. They're cupcakes. Cupcakes taste good."

by Frip88 September 23, 2018

Steam furnace

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.

I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.

by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020