Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

Ur uncy funky

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*

by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Deep Funk

Profound sadness or even depression, especially when caused by a disappointing mistake. It was coined by the chess world champion Magnus Carlsen after loosing against Daniil Dubov because of a clamorous error leading to a quick mate.

"Loosing like this is frustrating, I'm on a deep funk." -Magnus Carlsen on Twitter
"I solved the whole problem all good but then I went 3x3 = 6 and I'm on a deep funk right now."
"I've been in a deep funk since my hamster died because I left the door open and let the cat in."

by Keizán January 3, 2021

rave funk

Refers to the soiled, vestigial mixture of dirt, sweat, spit, and other substances or liquids collected at the bottom of one's Jncos, Kikwears, or other wide-legged pant cuffs at the end of a night, or early morning, of partying or raving, particularly in a warehouse. Other materials collected on pant cuffs include globs of chewed gum, or even stickers that have come off candy ravers' sweaty faces and fallen to the floor. Rave funk is often accompanied by a dreadful scent mixing perspiration, mud, wet feet, Vicks Vapo Rub, or perhaps lotion, if one was rolling around in an e-puddle earlier that night.

After we emerged from the Home Base warehouse into the parking lot at 8 a.m. after a long, bass-filled night of San Francisco trance, I looked down as I dragged my Adidas Shell-Toes across the pavement and realized I had rave funk covering the bottoms of my pants.

by Cheri Lucas January 31, 2008

funk sandwich

When your stuck between two people that smell.

I hate standing in line, and in front of me someone
smells, and in back of me someone smells. It's like
being stuck in the middle of a funk sandwich

by GoodCharoletemustdie May 24, 2005

funk rag

1. ) Someone who is just a complete idiot. Spoken first on Scream 1, not the 2nd, or 3rd, or 4th (that I know of.........)

2.) A rag that is stuck in the 70s. Hecck yeah.

Ian: Brent is just such a funk rag sometimes! Ughh!

Lana: Like, you mean he's soo 70s?

Ian: NO! He's a tool!

Lana: Not a funrag like you.... ;)

by McMuffinTheBeast April 6, 2011