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cock fungus

A type of mold/fungus that gets built up on the cock over time. The mold/fungus often is made of cum that drips onto the balls after sexual activity.
Damn bro, that cock fungus tasted like absolute dog shit.
by obese_monkey September 1, 2021
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Fungusing

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.
Oh no! Jonas keeps fungusing me! What a funny jest.
by Funguser November 4, 2021
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BIG FAT FUNGUS

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Funbuck

Any proprietary currency that is required by a specific entity to buy their goods and/or services, instead of using real money. Common in theme parks and online games with a "cash shop".
I didn't have enough Microsoft points left on my account to buy that Xbox Live Arcade game, so I had to buy some more funbucks with my credit card
by Milkymoocowmoo August 22, 2011
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Smut Fungus

An unkown.... Type of porno.
How'd you like the smut fungus film you saw today?
by derek sethjosephweis bremer February 24, 2011
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Funkbuster

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".
A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009
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fungus of the bungus

A foul-smelling odor of unknown origin fungi growth on your anus.
1) Victor cannot mask the oozing smell of his sheets. "What is that horrible smell?" "it's fungus of the bungus Everybody Run"
2) lady playing video poker 1: "what is that horrible smell that just wrecked everybody's air?"
Lady playing video poker 2:" it's Victor, he has fungus of the bunions and doesn't care how bad it smells!
by Markie_Marc April 4, 2019
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