someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013
Get the fuckstick textington mug.1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007
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1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!
2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003
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The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!
by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018
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Get the fuckstick mug.1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis
2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.
Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"
2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.
Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"
1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.
2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."
2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."
by Plant February 9, 2004
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